Wednesday, October 12, 2022

August (Hair, Eyes, and Nose) Selfies

Hola! Me llamo Donna y me gusta mi pelo finalmente!

You can't really tell in this picture, but this shirt makes the green in my hazel green eyes POP! 

I don't like my nose and I look forward to having a better one in my resurrected and perfected form 😄.
I entertained myself by smushing it in to see how much prettier I'd be with a better nose. 😂 I know I can't be the only person who does things like this, but I may be one of the few who publicly admits it with pictures. 
I have no shame!


Continuing with the self-involvement narrative, one day while I was waiting for my car to be serviced I went down a real rabbit hole and was horrified to discover that my eyes might be crooked, with one lower than the other! It doesn't seem as noticeable when I smile (see above picture), but in photos where I don't, my eyes sometimes look crooked! How have I never really known this about myself!? How noticeable is it? I wish I could see myself as everyone else does but that's not happening unless my spirit can step out of my body and I don't know how to do that without dying. 👻

Several selfies ensued that day for photographic evidence for or against this somewhat disheartening suspicion. 

Parallel and even


But they definitely look crooked and not parallel here. What the heck! 

But then it goes away. Well, mostly. 🤷 
It's a mystery. I need someone to honestly tell me if I have noticeably crooked eyes or not. I think I hold my head at a bit of an angle too, which might have something to do with it.

I had just gone to the dentist and had fluoride on my teeth. 😁

Mis ojos look pretty parallel and even here and I'm not smiling (that much). The mystery deepens! 😆

Me gustan los ponytails. (I don't know why but I'm in a Spanish/Spanglish mood today!)

How I feel about probably having crooked eyes. 

But it's all good! I still love me and like the way I look, imperfect features and all!

{Someday I'm probably going to be embarrassed by some of these silly blog posts that I do. But for now, I'm fine with them and will continue on with my regularly scheduled programming! 😉}